Can someone cuddle me for like a week please?

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

  • Carl: He'd asked if I could learn the guitar part for "This Charming Man," and to teach him when he came up to visit, and I didn't know anything about the Smiths so naturally I went and learned "Charmless Man" by Blur.
  • Peter: He started going, "I met him in a crowded room..." and I'm like, "God, this bloke doesn't even know the Smiths."